Litchfield's Race

Today's the Litchfield Hill's race
Where good runners try to chase
The lead pack
Though will lack
Keeping a five minute pace.

Tricky Ricky 1

Tricky Ricky didn't finish his math
And deathly afraid of the teacher's wrath
He avoided abuses
With clever excuses
But all were sucked into the tornado's path

Unicorn

When queuing up for something fine
And a Unicorn likes what you're eyeing
Just let him cut
To save your butt
And soon he'll be in front of the line.

Jacky Ann Jill

My old love Jacky Ann Jill
Was quite a tale telling pill
Reciting lines
From Nursery Rhymes
With punch lines ending in thrills.

Clyde Clutz 2

Did you here about Clyde Clutz today
He tried to think of something to say
But got a sprain
Inside his brain
And each word only came out halfway.

Leaves

Today I picked one thousand leaves
From about one hundred trees
Climbed up a tower
And for an hour
Watched them sail away in the breeze.

Bad Luck On The Farm

I awoke early to milk the cow
But in the dark, tripped over the plow
Landing on my head
Thinking I was dead
But instead, yelled ow, ow, ow, ow!

Quote hassles

We like to build people their castle
But pricing it right is a hassle
You give a good quote
But forget the moat
And earn less than the common vassal

Front Of The Line

Save me a spot at the front of the line
It doesn't look like I'll make it on time
I'm not often late
So I beg you to wait
And since a good sport I'll give you a dime.

Too Early Mornings

I hate waking up pre-AM four
That's not the hour I'm aiming for
Once quarter past five
Hast arrived
That time's worth saving my amens for.